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definition of cigarette
CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

  

definition of marriage
MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master


definition of lecture
LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either

definition of conference
CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present

definition of compromise
COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece

definition of TEARS
TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!

definition of dictionary
DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes
before marriage

definition of conference room
CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on

definition of ecstasy
ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before

definition of classic
CLASSIC:

A book
which people praise,
but never read

definition of smile
SMILE:

A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!

definition of office
OFFICE:

A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life

definition of yawn
YAWN:

The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth

definition of etc
ETC:

A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do

definition of committee
COMMITTEE:

Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together

definition of experience
EXPERIENCE:

The name
men give
to their
Mistakes

definition of atom bomb
ATOM BOMB:

An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions

definition of philosopher
PHILOSOPHER:

A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead

definition of diplomat
DIPLOMAT:

A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

definition of opportunist
OPPORTUNIST:

A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river

definition of optimist
OPTIMIST:

A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

definition of pessimist
PESSIMIST:

A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY

definition of miser
MISER:

A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!

definition of father
FATHER:

A banker
provided by
nature

definition of criminal
CRIMINAL:

A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught

definition of boss
BOSS:

Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

definition of politician
POLITICIAN:

One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later

definition of doctor
DOCTOR:

A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!

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